Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Over 800 Gazillion Served!

Ladies, Gentleworms and Killers of All Ages,
I am proud to present my most-delicious, most-nutritious, most-fictitious story to date:
McUNIVERSE
It's like Fast Food Nation meets Mass Effect 2 with a side of Lovecraft and 32oz. of ice-cold sarcasm!  And there's even a free toy inside for the kids!
Found on the value menu over at Red Fez, it comes with a no-questions-asked 100% satisfaction guarantee!  Or your monkey back!
So what are you waiting for?  The cows to come home?  Because they're not coming home.  They're your dinner.  So put down that greasy burger, loosen your belt, pop a few Tums, and feast your eyes:

 McUNIVERSE! Yummy!

Hope you enjoy.

Happy trails,
Danger_

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